Dick's Last Resort Reviews
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- Not so great
Read More On Citysearch by LindseyLanaa at Citysearch 8/8/2011 - No Morals..
Read More On Citysearch by Im honest about food R U at C 6/30/2011 - Didn't fulfill expectations
Read More On Citysearch someguy3380 2/24/2010 - NY'ers & other Tourist STAY AWAY FROM D*CKSHere's the truth about d*ck's.
I went to Texas to see my brother who is in the air force. D*ck's was a couple of blocks away from our hotel, so we decided to have lunch at d*ck's.
We were seated,greeted by our waiter,and that's when the drama began. The waiter threw each menu at us (we were a party of 6). We couldn't believe it, we didn't know the reputation of d*ck's...we were surprised b...
Read More On Citysearch BewareOfDicks 6/11/2009 - Good Times
Three of us went out this past Tuesday, May 26th 2009. Francis, our waiter was funny as hell. These guys are quick and will be ready to verbally assualt you with the most minor of things. Hint: If you aren't quick on your heels, you'll miss a lot of the jokes. Loved the place, the atmosphere, the food. Loved every minute of it....just beware, if you get offended easily then this isn't the place f...
Read More On Citysearch SVCat 5/29/2009 - Don't go to D'sD's was to be a highlight of our trip! On Thursday night, (they weren't that busy). It took a half hour to get a beer. On Friday night when we went for dinner, they refused to serve us when we engaged them in the rudeness I understood them to be famous for. The food is expensive and doesn't look that good! There are lots of options on the Riverwalk, don't make D's one of them!
Read More On Citysearch Hawkfan 4/25/2009 - Disappointed in Nice, Tame Waiter
Nothing beats a sunny afternoon and an ice-cold beer on Dick'sLR patio -- watching the people stroll along the river and even meeting people from all over the world as they sit, drink, and try to figure out why the wait staff is so flippin' nuts....
Heh ... my kind of place fer sure.
See ya there! ;)
Read More On Citysearch mikeduron 4/6/2009 - Wild West SaloonThere is lots of fun and atmosphere at this Texas restaurant/bar on the Riverwalk. Just don't tick off the waiters/waitresses or you may end up in the river!
Read More On Citysearch Citysearch User 9/10/2008 - You better have a sense of Humor!!!D1ck's Last Resort was the last place I wanted to spend my husband and my first romantic dinner in San Antonio, but was very surprised. They had a live band that played some pretty good music, some great food and great drinks. It is definatley, not a romantic place, but if you have a good sense of humor, you can take the jokes that the waiters throw at you and the unique hats they make out of pap...
Read More On Citysearch lpepper22 7/9/2008 - Best TimeI went with my NHS group and we had a blast....when we were 1st goin in i though man these people are rude...but then i learned thats the point!! we were laughing and joking the whole time and it was never a dull moment...the only bad thing was the price of the food and our tip for 16 people was $45....but if you dont have a good sense of humor stay away!! but for all of you that actuallylike 2 h...
Read More On Citysearch HonkyTonkAngel08 5/17/2008 - if you come here, you have to play alongbrought my nephew for airman graduation fun and we did. waiter was under control and knew when to not goof off. food was delicious. you have to have an open mind for this place because it is different. wait staff very friendly to all in attendance
Read More On Citysearch chifoneman 11/4/2007 - Avoid this Restaurant when Mr. Watkiers is managing!!!The manager, Mr. Watkiers, doesn't care about customers. It's fun to be harassed inside the restaurant, but when it is carried outside, in front of tourists, children, etc. by one of the waiters, it's not funny anymore. My nephew who was visiting from another state has a bad opinion of Texas because of how the manager chose to handle this. A police officer was standing nearby and heard everyth...
Read More On Citysearch txjoanne 10/7/2007 - Good Times ! !I would highly reccommend this restaurant to anyone looking to have a good time while in a great atmosphere. The wait staff was great at keeping us entertained. And they kept the cold beer and napkins flowing for the whole night while we were present! I am going to plan on making multiple trips back to see this crew again!! I loved every minute of my experience there!! Thanks so much!
Read More On Citysearch tyianicole 5/19/2006 - It was fun.We went to dicks during lunch the hamburgers tasted great and they were huge! I went during dinner and it wasnt as good. But it was still fun!
Read More On Citysearch brugueras101 1/6/2006 - Grumpy old manOur waitress was pleasantly rude and playful. The drinks were plentiful. The portions of food were not as large as one would expect from the menu, but certainly adequate. This is a very loud restaurant on the outside. Good gathering meal with friends but would not impress a business client.
Read More On Citysearch gudoc53 5/16/2003 - ~The Best Time Ever~My friends and I went to this restaurant on the River Walk and we had a total blast.. It was so much fun and the people were so rude it was hilarious! The only thing that we didn't care for was the food. It was a little over priced for what you got. But other than that I would reccomend this place to anyone. You have to go in with an open mind and be willing to have a good time!
Read More On Citysearch hil_2004 9/29/2002 - Does anyone realize this is a chain?
Uh, hello? This entire "We're Dick's" concept is a prepackaged, pre-scripted plan that you can find in many major cities around the country. The San Antonio version pulls it off better than the one in Boston or San Diego, but they still can't take what they dish out. Try making your own joke or say something off beat. Your waiter won't know how to handle the fact that he's off the script.
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Read More On Citysearch kennykernick 6/7/2002
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